My Mission Statement

What this blog will do for me: Because my talent and general awesomeness will become strikingly evident, everyone will suddenly realize that I'm actually not a losery little white girl. People will sing my praises in the street and I will get offers to become the new face of ProActiv, have my own reality show, sit down with Oprah, have walk-on parts as "myself" in movies and tv shows, start my own fashion line ("old lady chic" - lots of cardigans and comfortable shoes), have my own fragrance (aptly named - "You've Got Some Libby On You"), and win a Grammy, Emmy, and Oscar. I don't think this is too much to ask? I was going to add Golden Globe as well, but I don't want to get ahead of myself...